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Welcome to Owlways. A parliament of owls that flew into Web3, got lost, and decided to stay.
🪶 About
For centuries, humans believed owls were symbols of wisdom.
That was a branding error. We're just birds with swivel-heads, insomnia, and a talent for staring contests. citation: trust me bro
Now we've migrated to the blockchain. Why?
Because we can. Because pigeons already took Instagram.
Because Web3 desperately needed more sarcasm. citation: also trust me bro
Owlways is a collection of 333 degenerate night birds who refuse to roadmap, refuse to behave, and refuse to blink. citation: our lawyer advised this
🌌 The Flock
Every owl is different: Some look majestic. Some look tragic. Some look like they lost an argument with a vending machine.
The Collector
“I find your lack of NFTs disturbing.”
1x? (why not?)
“Just here for the art. JK, wen moon?”
The Drummer
“Beats so fire, even the blockchain vibes.”
GREED
“Greed will kill us all. But first, let me mint.”
The Collector #2
“I find your lack of NFTs disturbing.”
Degen Dreams
“Just here for the art. JK, wen moon?”
The Drummer #2
“Beats so fire, even the blockchain vibes.”
GREED #2
“Greed will kill us all. But first, let me mint.”
The Collector #3
“I find your lack of NFTs disturbing.”
Hopium Dealer
“Just here for the art. JK, wen moon?”
The Drummer #3
“Beats so fire, even the blockchain vibes.”
GREED #3
“Greed will kill us all. But first, let me mint.”
🧾 The Owlcabulary
Every civilization has a language. Ours is Owlish. Study it.
❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Hoots)
Still have questions? We Owlways have answers. They're just not useful.
🕺 Join the Flock
This isn't a project. It's an accident with feathers.
We're not Owlways wise.
But we're Owlways yours.